BARBIE RETRO METAL KEYRING
For a girl who was born in 1959 Barbie’s looking pretty hot – it must be all that plastic surgery. And her comfortable lifestyle, of course, all those pink sports cars and thoroughbred ponies financed by her record-breaking divorce settlement from millionaire playboy Ken after she was caught in flagrante delicto in Action Man’s barracks. Clever girl!
Pink Cats know that all that stuff about Barbie being a bad role model is tosh – who wouldn’t want an ageless, gamine physique; all those pretty dresses, cars, ranch homes and lifestyle of gloriously eternal shopping, leisure and fast pink corvettes? Duh! And so much of it is pink!
Keep the keys to your own plastic sports car or pink ranch house on this cool, retro metal keyring. Barbie says "I would like to thank all the folks who made this hair possible!"
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