Item Details - FAIRY SWATTER

FAIRY SWATTER

Fairies. They're all very well with their gossamer wings, flitting airily without a care leaving a trail of magical dust in their wake and the hint of strange and magical melodies.

But the Pink Cat is often irked by these pompous little sprites buzzing around without so much as a by-your-leave. They eat as much cake as they like and stay all skinny and don't get spots. They're always laughing and gay and carefree. It's enough to make one sick.

Now YOU can get your revenge on these ghastly little imps with the Fairy Swatter. A 48cm/19" long flexible bat with just the right amount of spring in it to skoosh the horrid self-obsessed "fair folk" in a glorious splat.

Comes with 5 splattered fairy remains. Also works well on gnomes, elfs and more common pests like flies and wasps.

DO NOT USE ON WYVERNS OR BASILISKS! The results could be nasty.