Item Details - Dickdar - The Talking Penis Size Detector Key Chain

DICKDAR The Talking Size Detector Key Chain

The most insane talking keychain in the world.

It first announces: "DickDar Activated. All Dicks ready for Inspection!"

Followed by a rising pitch alarm signal.

Then the judgement:

One of the following:

• "But Your hands Are So Big!"
• "Oh My God, Hung Like a Horse"
• "Short and Thick does the Trick"
• "It's So Little Where Is It?"
• Supersize! Supersize! System Overload"
• It's So Small That's Ridiculous!
• That P*nis is a Weapon of Mass Destrruction"