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Grow Your Owns

"You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was." ~ Abraham Lincoln

We thought ‘grow your owns’ had had their day, but after 20 years we have to admit they are here to stay. People clearly like things that get bigger and bigger. Here is our selection of crazy things that will grow after you have bought them. Rude, silly, exciting, potty, perverse and just playful – there is an ideal gift for anyone from granny to grandpa, mother to father, girlfriend to boyfriend, brother to sister or office boss to office gimp.

Grow Your Own Extra Hot Chilli Peppers Set
£11.99
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Grow Your Own Pug
£9.99
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Grow Your Own Mermaid
£9.99
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Grow Your Own Balls
£4.99
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Grow your own Pony
£7.99
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Grow Your Own Monk
£4.99
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Grow Your Own Fuck Buddy - Female
£4.99
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Grow Your Own Lucky Dice
£4.99
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Grow Your Own Horny Devil
£4.99
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Grow Your Own Millionaire
£4.99
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Grow Your Own Fashion Police
£4.99
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Deluxe Grow A Dream Life Set
£9.99
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Deluxe Grow A Ménage À Trois Set.
£7.99
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