Understand Men Instantly! Breath Spray Freshener
How to understand the incomprehensible behaviour of the bearded sex - e.g.: why do they have pet names for their penises???
Much quicker and easier than family therapy and it makes your breath smell nice too
7.5ml (0.25fl oz) of minty happiness breath spray
Please note this is a novelty item only - it will make your breath smell fresh but that may not solve all of life's little problems
Only intended for people who get the joke